Requirements
Objective
Description
You can’t ride in my little red wagon
Front seats broken
And the axle’s dragging
CHUG!…CHUG!Û_CHUG!
SECOND VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST
A WHOLE LOT LOUDER AND A WHOLE LOT WORSE!
Repeat as many as times as you would like…
Media
You Can't Ride My Little Red Wagon
You can't ride my little red wagonFront wheel's broken and the axel's draggin'You can't ride my little red wagonAny more today!Second verse, same as the first but a little bit louder and a little bit worse!Repeat, getting louder and louder, ad nauseum!
Thanks to "Sharkbait", who sent me this second version of the song:
You can't ride in my little red wagon (everyone else repeats)Front seats broken and the axles draggin' (everyone else repeats)Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chuggaSecond verse, same as the firstA WHOLE LOT LOUDER AND A WHOLE LOT WORSE!You can't ride in my little red wagon
(You can't ride in my little red wagon)
Front seats broken and the axles dragging
(Front seats broken and the axles dragging)
Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga
second verse, same as the first
a little bit softer and a little bit worse
You can't ride in my little red wagon
(You can't ride in my little red wagon)
Front seats broken and the axles dragging
(Front seats broken and the axles
dragging)
Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga
third verse same as the first
a little bit louder and a little bit worse
You can't ride in my little red wagon
(You can't ride in my little red wagon)
Front seats broken and the axles dragging
(Front seats broken and the axles dragging)
Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga
fourth verse same as the first
a little bit louder and a whole lot worse
You can't ride in my little red wagon
(You can't
ride in my little red wagon)
Front seats broken and the axles dragging
(Front seats broken and the axles dragging)
Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga
fifth verse same as first
a whole lot louder and a whole lot worse
You can't ride in my little red wagon
(You can't ride in my little red wagon)
Front seats broken and the axles dragging
(Front seats broken and the axles dragging)
Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga
You can't ride in my little
red wagon
(You can't ride in my little red wagon)
Front seats broken and the axles dragging
(Front seats broken and the axles dragging)
Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga